Overheard in preschool:
Other 4 year old: "OH MY GOD, I love cake!!!!"
Third grader who happened by: "Oh, we don't say the Lord's name in Vain"
Nate: with a shrug, "I just say it in English...."
Nate: "My sister wants to be a teacher when she grows up"
Teacher (Mrs. Cooke): "She must have lots of patience"
Nate: "No...teachers don't have patients, they have kids"
Nate: running by Mrs. Cooke "I got my own deoderant"
Lesson 236: I Have an iPhone
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